no good deed goes unpunished i guess /:

church

memeufacturing:

priest: *opens bag of communion bread*
16 ducks in a trenchcoat: *shuffle excitedly*

so uhhhh, i’m just now barely taking down our christmas tree…

i’m literally sawing it into pieces to stuff into trash bags bc i’m too embarrassed to drag a tree out to the dumpster in april

also i don’t like all the needles poking against my body when i hold the tree..